By Murray Hedgcock
Crocker's Folly, forsooth! Let us have no more of this loose talk
about the visionary Victorian entrepreneur who in 1898 built his
splendid hotel at Maida Vale, in the understanding that Marylebone
Station was to be erected across the way - and then, according to misted
legend, hurled himself to the ground from the top floor of his
remarkable edifice when the station popped up a mile away.
Frank Crocker knew what he was doing. He understood that, on the
night of July 19, 2000, his eclectic edifice would be precisely what was
required to celebrate the In Search of Blandings Tour, with an evening
of gaiety exactly suited to his vision, and his lavish hotel.
So it was a rare moment of solemnity in the evening of frolicsome fun
when Colonel Norman Murphy, president of The P G Wodehouse Society (UK),
reminded us of the imagination of this splendid man, building his
long-scorned hostelry with every possible bit of decorative
superstructure and trimming he could find - only to be mocked by the
world.
We may indeed have come to mock - but we stayed to cheer, fifty
Plummies from PGW societies around the world, as the setting proved
exactly what a Wodehouse evening needed.
True, the service was somewhat leisured to begin with: presumably the
Crocker's staff were dismayed at the sight of so much exotic Plum-buff
in the flesh. But they soon got the hang of it, and there was so much
talking to be done, and such a packed program of entertainment to
relish, that a trifle like slowish food didn't matter all that much.
Norman Murphy, whose talents expand by the year, followed the
readings by various Plummies of Wodehouse verse snippets, with his
distinctive - one might almost say, idiosyncratic - version of
"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner". Our American guests
perhaps sang the required choruses with most feeling, but then we
genuine Londoners are a mite shy about showing our emotions about our
city.
We also had snatches of PGW dialogue read by the various tables
through the evening. Much fun - but it would be a kindness to recommend
that most of those taking part should stay with the day job ...
The professional quality part of the festivities came from that
well-loved brother and sister act, Hal and Lara Cazalet, whose presence,
and contribution, is a required element of such UK Wodehouse
celebrations. They began with their duet, "Till the Clouds Roll
By", a lovely melody with true PGW lyrics, and their voices blended
in delightful harmony.
The Loyal Toast, proposed by the chairman, Tony Ring (whose
dynamically deft handling of the evening suggested he could make a
pretty penny on the music halls if ever he chose to drop out of his
normal taxing duties) was followed by another toast traditional to our
society - to our most splendid member, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the
Queen Mother.
This was proposed by Sir Edward Cazalet, who admitted he had such
tears in his eyes as he rode in Her Majesty's birthday pageant the
previous day, that he could barely see a thing: it was a matter of
feeling unashamedly emotional about a day recalling Britain's yesterday,
and that of a gracious lady.
Elin Woodger, TWS President, proposed an all-embracing toast to the
world of Wodehouse - the man, the master writer, and the oeuvre he had
spawned so lavishly and rewardingly. We drank to that with unstinted
pleasure and approval.
Who, we wondered, might be Emily Fletcher, billed on the excellent
souvenir programme as "A Special Guest"? Ms Fletcher was
indeed special: she was introduced by Sir Edward as a friend of his
family - which was a good start - but also, as the granddaughter of
Irving Berlin. She reminded us that Plum and Irving B had hoped to
collaborate on "Sitting Pretty": sadly, it did not eventuate,
but Ms Fletcher's memories of the pair, helped by reading an appropriate
selection from the Wodehouse letters, provided a tasty extra dimension
to the evening.
More from the talented Cazalets led to the broadcast of a song by the
American soprano, Sylvia McNair, from an as yet uncompleted CD on which
she sings some duets with Hal Cazalet: we heard more of this during the
evening, and it was marvellous stuff. Lorna Dallas also came to us
courtesy of CD, singing "London, Dear Old London", from the
disc, The Girl I Knew - another reminder of the quality of the
Wodehouse musical comedy contribution, all too easily overlooked in
understandable enthusiasm for his books and short stories.
Neil Midkiff, who in addition to knowing lots about computers, can
tickle the old-fashioned piano to great effect, repeated by special
request his "Animal Love Song - Good Gnus", which uses
Wodehousean lyrics, of a bloodthirsty nature, adapted to a group of
stand-out melodies. It has to be heard to be believed.
Elin Woodger provided another reminder of American talent with her
Cautionary Tale From the White House - the story of Prinderella and her
Since. Owing most to the legendary Dr Spooner, with strong overtones of
Professor Stanley Unwin, this was a tour de force of lip-quivering
dexterity, followed by a Wodehousean essay based on the same principles.
Sadly your correspondent's shaky shorthand gave up in the first line of
the presentation, and he caught up only with Elin's oft-repeated refrain
mourning Boor Prinders' problems - it was all "A shirty dame".
(Click here for a transcript.)
Sven Sahlin brought a touch of real-life romance with his melancholy
epic, "La Belle Dame Sans Merci", recording his
willingness to walk endlessly in romantic mood alongside his wife Britte
- until he discovered she was training for the annual walk to Brighton.
The song highlights at such occasions of course are the Hal Cazalet
rendition of "Sonny Boy", an emotional experience to leave you
sobbing into your table napkin - and Lara's tender "Bill",
which could bring a genuine tear to the eye because of its soft warmth.
Presentations to all the splendid people who had been prime activists
in ensuring the success not just of the evening, but also the whole
week, were loudly applauded - and then most of the recipients quite
undid the good work by presenting themselves, with all the other
officials, as a chorus line to sing "The Lambeth Walk".
The singing was, well, passable - but the chaotic choreography
suggested they had overlooked the need for a stiff month working out
with Hermes Pan or Bob Fosse. Or perhaps Diaghilev.
No matter: we ordinary folk all sang "The Lambeth Walk"
ourselves, and made a much better fist of it - not least such as your
correspondent, whose family once lived just off the Old Kent Road (and
if that doesn't qualify one to sing "The Lambeth Walk", then
what does?).
It was one of those memorable evenings when no one wants to be the
first to leave: even those knowing they had to be up in a few hours for
the travelling leg of the Blandings tour, were understandably slow to
move. Crocker's Folly is no more: from henceforth, it must surely be
Crocker's Pride, home to the world of Wodehouse.