The graveyard shift, that is the session following the ever-popular
Business Meeting immediately after lunch on the Saturday of the
Philadelphia Convention, was sportingly awarded by our American cousins
to the UK Society's favourite publisher John Fletcher, one of our
committee members and the corporeal manifestation of Porpoise Books. In
this guise, John has published many recent books on Wodehousian themes,
not least Tony Ring's massive concordance and You Simply Hit Them With
an Axe, which deals with Wodehouse's relationships with the tax
authorities.
Well, it has to be said that our American friends knew a thing or
two, and certainly were better informed than my cynical suspicions.
John's talk was entertaining and informative, indeed more so than I
fancy he dared to hope himself, since the planted questions he had
liberally sprinkled around the members present proved unnecessary as the
audience, by questioning him enthusiastically at the end, showed that it
had not only stayed awake, but listened avidly.
John was introduced by Susan Cohen, installed only seconds before as
the new President of The Wodehouse Society. She launched him with a
quotation from PGW: "I always used to think that publishers had to
be devilish intelligent fellows, loaded down with grey matter; but I've
got their number now. All a publisher has to do is to write cheques at
intervals, while a lot of deserving and industrious chappies rally round
and do the real work. I know, because I've been one myself. I simply sat
tight in the old flat with a fountain-pen, and in due season a topping,
shiny book came along."
Aided by further readings by Robert and Hilary Bruce, John then went
on to illustrate the essential truth of this statement. One thing was
pretty clear: unless you are publishing blockbusters, it is a serious
error of judgement to go into publishing to make money. John's advice
was: "Decide what you can afford to lose on your first book, and do
your best to get it into the bookshops for no more than that."
There was just a little more to it than that, of course. After
reminding us of other vocations of which Wodehouse had given us some
understanding, for example how to open a safe in 15 easy steps, starting
with step one – "Get your dynamite" – (Soup Slattery in Hot
Water), how to separate a policeman from his helmet (Bertie
Wooster); and how to detect a false pearl with an endoscope (Jeeves),
John used quotations from PGW's work to give us an insight into the
pleasures and pitfalls of publishing books.
Entertaining and informative stuff it was too. Even the most
jet-lagged among us stayed awake and lapped it up without conscious
effort. At the end my understanding had developed in a number of
directions: delicate negotiations with writers, illustrators, printers
and others are routine; judgement has to be exercised over the colour of
bindings; there is much fun to be had; and above all, publishers are of
unblemished moral character, shocked to the core at the thought of one
of their number kissing an author. I also know why John wears jackets
with leather patches on the elbows and why he looked so fraught in the
months leading up to the emergence of a volume of the concordance. What
I could not understand is how the Macmillans became so rich.
Publishing the kinds of books he does is unlikely to make John a
fortune. On the other hand, those who love the works of P G Wodehouse
would be much poorer without his efforts.